America.... whats wrong with this picture?

(Thanks Nx)

Hassellhoff Rocks!

At the risk of sending you all running for the lavatory, I felt I had to share this. It is without doubt, the scariest thing I have ever seen. I believe only 'ze jarrmans' have the stomach for this. But then again, have you seen what they put in their sausages?

Good luck, God bless!
http://www.youtube.com/w/Hooked-on-a-feeling?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE&

(thanks for the reminder Clarkey!)

New Weather Forecasting Device

You may remember my comments about the British or Europeans for that matter, being fascinated with the weather (See previous post).

In fact, we would consider ourselves experts on weather prediction. To prove that fact, I have an image of the latest technological advancement in weather forecasting. Straight out of Ireland (courtesy of Davos), they believe this method could be the most fool proof weather forecasting instrument on the planet!

Need some Jewellery girls?

A little girl came to her mummy and says: "mummy I know how to get babies"
Mummy replies:" oooh, thats sweet, tell me"
Little girl replies: "The man put his wee-wee in the women's mouth"
The mother then replied: "No, no, sweetheart, thats how to get jewellery"

Thanks Mouna, my very un-PC friend from Brussels!

Damn Work!

Getting in the way of my blog writing.... more coming soon I promise.....