Evil dog owners

Most people that own dogs, love them with all their hearts. They are companions and are always treated like part of the family.

But there are always exceptions!

Thanks to Amy, I feel the need to out these people for mistreating their pets.

Be warned, the pictures below may cause serious harm (to your stomach muscles when you are laughing)!










































I have 3 words for you evil dog owners. WHAT THE F**K?

Another Englishman in......

.... Kentucky!

You will all be pleased to know that the invasion is continuing. Not content with giving you Hugh Grant and programs like American Idol! More Brits are hitting these shores with their opinions bristling like Peacock feathers! A fellow Brit, in Kentucky of all places, posted an article on my humble website, and wouldnt you know it, he has a similar site!

I highly recommend you check out the website, particularly if you looking for some alternative World Cup commentary!

Top drawer - http://www.imalegalalien.blogspot.com/

Iron Man?

No, it isnt what you are thinking. When you you see the words 'Iron Man', you automatically think of extremely fit individuals pushing themselves to the furthest levels of exertion, as they run, swim and bike their asses off!

However, thats not the Iron Man I am referring to. No, in fact I am referring to a man.... who Irons. No, it does not sound as interesting, although for some men it would represent the same level of exertion.

So I found an article, where some bright eyed and bushy tailed future of society student has decided that the iron, as a tool, is not used by men (in general) because..... it doesnt look masculine enough!! Well, thats because it isnt masculine, it's an Iron... it isnt supposed to look masculine, in the same way a torque wrench is about as feminine as lipstick on a pig!!

So what does this genius believe is the answer to this gender specific issue? Stripes! Go-faster stripes on the side of the iron! And not only stripes in fact... "It's based on car design and will make ironing sleek and sexy," she added.

Let me just say, I am a man who has been known to iron in the past. I dont particularly enjoy it, but it is a necessary evil some times. I can tell you though, even if they fashioned the iron to be shaped like a huge boob, it wouldnt make me use it more. In fact, I am not sure that an iron could or should ever be described as sleek and sexy. Furthermore, anyone that describes a design for an iron as sleek and sexy, needs to go out and get laid, PFDQ!

Anyway, take a read, and see if you are stiff with eager anticipation of getting to work on that wrinkly old shirt! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/education/5040172.stm

(OH, and wouldnt you know, the designer is a woman. Probably a very angry one :-)

Thoughts....

I received this from my future father in law, which is a good thing, because it shows I am marrying into a family with a sense of humour! They will need that when dealing with a sarcastic Englishman. These are thoughts for the year! Not all related to this year, but poignant none the less.....

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And the Number 1 thought for the year.......

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.... just a thought!

The perfect wedding photograph...

I am getting married in a few weeks time. The amount of planning that goes into a wedding still amazes me, and I am not doing the majority of the work for it!

But it is a special day and although expensive, the photographs are particularly special and serve as a constant reminder of how wonderful the experience was. So, choosing a photographer is very important. Some are more expensive than others, some offer more of a casual scene and some prefer a photo journalist style. For this reason you have to choose carefully, and really interview your photographer to ensure they are right for your style.

Imagine for example, as you are browsing the photo's of your special day..... the groom looking nervous at the altar, the bride looking beautiful as her father walks her down the aisle, then at that special moment.... when you are about to say "I DO!"..... you get this.......

Classy!!

Horny Pig!

For all you American travellers out there, who are a little bit afraid of venturing out of the good ole US of A, my advice is, be careful if you ever get to Wales!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/5036516.stm

Damn thats a big pig!