Hummer H2 - R.I.P.

OK I am not going to make too many snide comments about this, because my boss at work and a good friend of mine both have one. Needless to say they are both Europeans and I think they were a little bit overhwhelmed on their arrival in the US, and felt like they needed to assimilate into their new environment.... or they had the intent to drive over some poor unsuspecting Americans.

But this can't be a bad thing. I dont want to see people lose jobs, or see company's struggle, but in terms of what these cars signify to the environment and the roadway, I wont shed a tear!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2007/05/23/notes052307.DTL

What the hell is wrong with you people?

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/PH21781/

Are you taking the piss people? as of 9:53 PST, there are 20,003 e-signatures! I enjoy seeing the paparazzi shots of Paris Hiltons panties ever 3rd day as well, but come on people, this girl will never learn that money cant buy you out of your f**k-ups unless she gets some kind of punishment. I am not saying she should be sent to San Quentin, but some kind of punishment should be dished out here! I can imagine all the dykey inmates at the local jail shaving their backs, arm pits, and nether regions in eager anticipation of nestling down in Paris' hoohoo, in a few days time. Nestling is probably not the right word for it..... but you get the picture!

Sorry, just can't resist these!

'Nuff Said!

A new brand of humour...

On a recent trip back to the UK, I stumbled on a card store. And in there, were some of the funniest and incredibly rude greeting cards I had ever seen. A friend scanned in a couple of them, and here they are for you to enjoy. It does unfortunately mock the afflicted to some extent, but hey, we all have burdens we have to live with.... like my burden of being incredibly attractive.... But I dont take myself too serious, so I would totatlly understand if someone made an amusing greeting card for that!!

Enjoy!

You've seen this before but it's still funny - Part 2

You've seen this before but it's still funny - Part 1