Friday, May 19, 2006

Swearing - Use of the word F*ck

Some people love to do it, some people are disgusted by it. But there are times when swearing is perfectly acceptable. And when swearing, nothing is more versatile than the favourite word among expletives…. F*CK!

You can use the word F*CK in so many ways and it really does summarise things perfectly. One example I hear a lot, is when I am playing soccer, and someone hits a bad pass, our coach can be heard shouting…. “That’s F*cking awful!”.

In fact there have been many times in history, when using the word F*CK, would have been considered acceptable! They are…

"What the F*ck do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

"What the F*ck was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

"Where did all those F*ck ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

"Any F*cking idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

"It does so F*cking look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

"How the F*ck did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

"You want WHAT on the F*cking ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

"Where the F*ck are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

"Scattered F*cking showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

"Aw c'mon. Who the F*ck is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

"Geez, I didn't think they'd get this F*cking mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

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