The important things in life, and in a woman....
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
4. It is VERY important that these three women never meet.
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
4. It is VERY important that these three women never meet.
posted by MarinaDazza at 9:20 PM
2 Comments:
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The important things in a man, period.
1. It is important to find a man that cooks and can have scintillating sex at the same time.
2. It is important to find a man that makes good money and buys his lover thoughtful, beautiful gifts.
3. It is important to find a man who not only epitomizes sex, but romances like a poetry-obsessed fiend and holds conversations like a philosophic polymath on a literary high.
4. It is important for all real women to understand why it is impossible to have these three qualities in any one man.
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